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Private Galaxy (Chinese Series)

This BL was so paper thin and honestly close to unwatchable that I kept wondering why it even got made. From what I've read, it was originally shot as just 4 episodes and then someone decided to rush out 4 more later on for whatever reason. Not that it matters to me either way, as long as the final product actually holds together. The story here has basically nothing to it, this could've easily been condensed into a quick 20 minute short instead of getting stretched out into an 8 episode series with each episode running just 15 minutes. Wei Xing is a famous singer who ends up accidentally kissing a regular guy named Liang Chen on a bridge one night. A year passes, and Wei Xing is scouting models for his fashion label when he spots Liang Chen again and offers him a modeling gig. To everyone's shock, he actually signs him for the contract. Things start rough since Liang Chen's completely green at this, and the team can't figure out why he was chosen, but Wei Xing stic...

Pantyhose Hero (Cantonese)

Like a lot of movies from the nineties, this goofy action comedy throws a bit of everything at you, wild fight scenes, ridiculous stunts, dumb humor, and some straight up drama mixed in too. It probably landed fine back in the day given how silly it was and honestly how casually homophobic that era's comedy tended to be, but stuff like this just doesn't hold up watching it now. Sitting through it today feels pretty strange. That said, I'll admit there were a handful of scenes I genuinely had fun with just because of how ridiculous they were. The setup is that a serial killer's out there murdering gay men, so two cop buddies get assigned to infiltrate the scene by posing as a gay couple themselves. Neither of them's thrilled about it, but they don't really get a say in the matter. So they end up going through this intense three day crash course on basically how to act gay. Once that's done, they rent an apartment, play it up as a couple, and head off to a gay...

The Butch Factor (Documentary)

This documentary is trying to break down the old tired stereotypes and show that gay men can look like anything, blue collar guys, cops, tough athletes, rodeo cowboys, gym bros who could scare anyone just by walking in the room. It brings in a bunch of different guys talking about what being masculine actually means to them. The guys they interview are pretty honest about their sexuality and how people see them. They talk about the usual butch gay categories, leather guys, bears, rodeo riders, muscle guys, construction workers, truck drivers, cops, athletes, and mix that in with stuff like homophobia, being stereotyped, being called too feminine or too polished, and fashion. A lot of them say they feel kind of alone trying to fit into gay culture as masculine guys, like they don't belong to the "normal" gay scene either. Some talk about just not caring about pop culture or fashion or divas like other gay guys do, worrying if they'd be accepted in a typical tough guy j...

Available Light

Should've known better the second I saw Todd Verow's name attached to this film. That name alone tells you exactly what you're signing up for, his usual brand of weird experimental stuff that definitely isn't for everyone. It sure wasn't for me. There's some nudity scattered in along with a couple sex scenes, but there's really no actual story here at all. Basically the whole film is just a bunch of loosely connected snapshots of gay men in different cities, all trying to outrun their loneliness through love, lust, or some mix of both. It mostly takes place across New York, Paris, and Berlin, the cities people tend to think of as gay capitals. Some of these little segments show characters getting ready to meet someone or coming home after a one night stand, all without a single word of dialogue. Other segments have a bit more talking, but overall there's barely any dialogue at all, it's clearly not the point here. And that's basically the entire ...