I've always had kind of a love hate relationship with Chinese historical BLs. Some are genuinely excellent, but then there are others that cram in so much plot that keeping track of all the layers of betrayal and scheming gets exhausting, and I end up checking out mentally. Part of the issue is also just how much content is out there in this space, so something really has to stand out to keep me hooked. In this case, the production value is genuinely impressive, top tier stuff, but story wise, I just couldn't bring myself to actually care about these characters. There's a ton of political scheming and backstage manipulation running throughout. Somewhere in the middle of all that chaos, a hostage ends up falling for his own Prince Charming. The show runs eight episodes, each around 50 to 60 minutes long. After spending three years guarding the border, Fifth Prince Yin Qi gets called back to the capital because of a secret letter, only to end up walking straight into a deadly...
I am not sure why am I even wasting my time watching this film. This is like a soft porn, almost in the category of those Japanese Pink films with paper thin storyline. As audience you constantly question, why this film was even made and did anyone actually watch the film at all? A British soft-porn film about a young lad who travels to Manchester you get a couple of cock shots but not many, the sexy guys on the cover make up for that.
The story is about this journalist or a film maker interviewing a porn star about how gay porn films are made and focusing more on Jake, a popular star. Told in multiple flashbacks, we are told story of Jake, how he realized his sexuality in school, his hook up with a school mate. He eventually comes to London and accidentally meets this guy who is being interviewed. He teaches him the ropes of picking up older gay men and become a rent boy. Eventually he gets indoctrinated into the world f gay pornography and more money.
The film says it is a satire and comedy but sadly, I felt none of it. It is marketed as a story of pick ups but is actually not like that at all. It seems to be made by amateurs featuring over the top performances by boys in drag! Its attempt on humour is equally pathetic. There is ample unity but you really have to be starved for content to sit through this garbage. An absolute waste of time. What's shocking is that there is a dvd available for this film and I would give anything to know who this people are who actually purchased it. I mean, it's not like the film came in early 90s or something!! (0/10)

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