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A una isla de ti (Spanish) [An Island Away From You]

This rom com had real potential but just doesn't cash in on it. The idea on paper sounds fun and had the makings of a genuinely funny film, but it just never gets there. It settles for doing just enough to keep you watching without ever really going for anything bold or memorable. Even the central romance ends up feeling pretty flat. Harry's a chef living in London who gets left at the altar on his own wedding day. Devastated, his best friend Yaiza, who's originally from the Canary Islands, whisks him away there for a getaway. Once they land, Yaiza discovers her friends have committed to hosting a wedding event that could really boost their business, except they don't have anyone lined up to cook for it. Harry offers to step in as the chef, figuring it'll help distract him from thinking about his ex. One night he gets pretty drunk and nearly drowns in the ocean, only to get rescued by this incredibly good looking stranger. The two of them kiss right there, and then ...

Everything Is Free

What happens when a gay man falls in love with a straight guy? This is a question that a lot of gay men would be scared to answer. Quite a few of us have been in this boat and have made our on best judgement on how to handle this situation in our own ways. A few lucky ones even have had some sort of happy conclusions but not many of us are lucky. The protagonist in this film faces a similar dilemma.

Ivan is a gay American artist living in Colombia. His best friend Christian and his friend’s brother, Cole, both straight, come to visit him and they stay with him. Christian has never had any issue with Ivan being gay and infact they are both very close friends. As they begin to meet other Americans in Colombia, Ivan finds himself attracted to Cole, and is surprised by Cole’s tentative interest in return. As days progress, Ivan and Cole do get in a physical relationship while Cole repeating every time that “I am not gay”. Physical closeness eventually leads to Ivan falling in love with Cole, till one day Christian finds out and he warns Ivan very sternly to never touch his brother and leaves Columbia. Ivan cannot get Cole out of his mind and so his friends take him to LA. When he arrives unannounced at his friend’s house, Christian doesn’t take it kindly and abuses him again and asks him to never come back. Ivan does manage to talk to Cole who tells him that it was just an experiment for him and he is not gay and that Ivan should leave. Heartbroken, Ivan returns to Columbia. 2 years later, Ivan has moved on and Cole returns in his life. He apologizes and wants Ivan back. They get into an argument and it feels things may eventually fall back in place. But its not very clear if Ivan will take him back.

Story-wise the film is quite interesting but in terms of execution, it is a pretty mixed bag. There are moments and scenes in the film that look forced and drab and while on the other hand , certain scenes are absolute master strokes. It showed artistry but I wish that this was a consistent factor. Maybe the director/actor kept getting confused on what the focus should be. I was surprised to find out that actor playing Ivan is also the director of the film, which is mighty impressive. Ivan lives his life unapologetically, expresses attraction, tests limits, has multiple partners, and isn’t afraid of being in love and lust. I appreciated that fact. Acting wise he was good but the same expression of empty eyes with open mouth was used pretty much throughout the film. It would have been nice to explore why Christian had such strong reactions with Ivan being close to Cole. Clearly, he wasn’t homophobic, so what is creating these reactions. And what’s Cole’s situation. He flirts with Ivan at every given opportunity and even comes on to Ivan but is he too much under his brother’s influence? Its not very clear. What is very clear is how gorgeous the men are, how beautiful those bodies are and they are not afraid to flaunt it.

This is a film that should be given a chance. The editing could have been better and some of those solo scenes of Ivan’s need to be cut short, but not the seen with his erect penis. It is HOT! I am waiting for something much better because clearly there is a spark. (6.5/10)

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luigi43 said…
I missed it , any tip......? luigimaria43@gmail.com
I honestly did not like this movie. What was the point actually ? As for the director/lead protagonist, his acting was really Bad. We go from one scene to another without any coherence and there are way too many characters, sadly unexplored. Maybe some viewers will enjoy it as you did, but I did not. At all.
Golu said…
Thats absolutely fine. I get a weird feeling of amazement when 2 people's views do not match because it just reiterates my theory about all of us being similar yet very different and individualistic

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