Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...
The story follows two best friends, Danny and Elliot, who are desperate to get out of the draft. They decide the best way out is to pretend they're in a relationship, but the Army doesn't just take their word for it and puts them under surveillance. Even though they’re both young and have girlfriends, they’re forced to move into an apartment building full of gay residents to keep up the act. It’s a total mess because they’re trying to date women on the side without getting caught by the military investigators watching their every move. Their landlords, Malcolm and Craig, are constantly in their business, and at first, the boys just dismiss them with some pretty rude slurs. However, as they get to know the couple, they realize they’re actually good people and start to question all the prejudices they grew up with. Tensions boil over between the friends because Elliot just wants to go out and party with girls, while Danny is terrified of slipping up. Between parents visiting the apartment and a trip to a gay club, things stay chaotic until a twist ending: even when they get caught, they don't get drafted because the Army investigators are actually gay themselves and want to keep straight people out of the military.
As you’d expect, the whole movie is extremely campy. If you don't take it too seriously, you might actually find yourself laughing once or twice. I’ll admit I smiled at a few parts, especially the scenes with Malcolm and Craig—like when Malcolm pops over to fix them breakfast. The opening scene where a military doctor grills them with questions to see if they're "actually" gay was also pretty funny in a ridiculous way. Yeah, the movie is packed with every stereotype in the book, but it’s a farce from the late 60s, and they were basically just playing off how people saw gay men at the time. It’s probably asking too much for a movie from that era to be ahead of its time. The actors were actually all really good and played their parts exactly how they were supposed to. It’s pretty interesting to see how gay characters were shown in mainstream movies back when being gay was still mostly underground.
You have to watch it for what it was meant to be: just a bit of light entertainment. It’s not trying to make a big political statement or anything; it just wants to give you a quick chuckle. (5/10)
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