Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...
This is a really, really bad movie. If you look at the cover or the way it's marketed, you might think it's going to be a funny watch, but don't let that trick you. It’s a very amateur attempt at telling a super simple story. The plot follows Bruce and Joey, a couple who have been together for nine months and are getting ready to celebrate their very first Christmas as a pair. Everything changes when Bruce discovers that his parents are planning to drop in for a surprise visit. Joey quickly finds out that Bruce is totally freaked out by this because he isn't out to them yet, and it doesn't help that his parents are actually priests in a church. Now, Bruce is stuck having to pick between his boyfriend and his mom and dad. To hide the relationship, Joey moves into the apartment next door with a neighbor who is a drag queen while Bruce tries to keep his parents entertained. Eventually, the parents stumble across a photo of Bruce and Joey together and they completely lo...