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Chained To My Bully Stepbrother (AI Vertical BL Drama)

This is the second vertical AI BL drama I've sat through, and honestly I went in knowing better. I had it on while I was doing cardio at the gym, and what struck me was just how much the plot echoed the last one I watched. Same step brother romance angle, same mystery girlfriend showing up near the end, same extra guy pining after one of the leads. Genuinely the only thing going for it was the runtime, the whole thing wrapped up in forty five minutes flat.  The setup kicks off with Finn moving schools because his mom just married into money. He finds out his new step brother Aiden goes to the same place, and he's warned to keep his distance from him. Their first run in at school is rocky, just like you'd expect, but there's this odd pull between them neither can shake off. Finn keeps telling himself not to read into it because Aiden's straight and openly homophobic. Things shift when some kids start bullying Finn and the student council president, Ryan, steps in to ...

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This movie is a pretty wild "what if" story about Abraham Lincoln being gay and having a secret thing with his legal assistant, Elmer Ellsworth. It’s all told through the eyes of Taffeta, who is a Black, plus-sized queer person working behind the scenes. Taffeta uses this old history story to try and make sense of their own life and all the crappy treatment they deal with in the modern gay scene. Honestly, the whole thing feels a lot like a stage play, and it just wasn't as interesting as I hoped it would be.

The story follows Taffeta, a stage manager for a small theater putting on a show about Lincoln. Every day is a drag because the audience ignores them and the actors treat them like a maid. Things get really awkward when Taffeta walks in on one of the male leads hooking up with a guy Taffeta had just seen on a dating app. To make it worse, the actor playing Lincoln actually tries to sexually assault Taffeta later on. After fighting him off, Taffeta goes out onto the empty stage and starts imagining a version of history where a young Lincoln has a gay affair with Elmer. In this fantasy, the two guys Taffeta caught earlier play the leads, while Taffeta plays everyone else, including Lincoln’s wife, Mary. Taffeta feels like a kindred spirit to Mary because they've both been lied to and treated like they're ugly by men. Between these scenes, Taffeta talks about their own life—like how being called fat led to an eating disorder and how hard it is to find someone who actually wants to date them. They even talk about a guy who seemed interested but then just said Taffeta wasn't his "type."

On one hand, the movie tries to be a historical drama, but on the other, it’s looking at the racism and body-shaming that non-binary people of color face today in the LGBTQ world. Taffeta calls out Lincoln for white supremacy, but they’re also calling out how white-focused dating apps and gay bars can be. I liked Taffeta because they just seem like a regular person who wants to be loved. Sadly, the movie has some big problems. The love story between Lincoln and Elmer takes forever to get going because Taffeta keeps interrupting with their own thoughts. The whole film feels a bit messy—it’s not quite funny enough or clever enough to stay interesting for how long it lasts. I really think this would have worked way better as a short film. The filmmakers have some cool ideas, but they don't really know how to make them land. I’m sure critics will love it just because it’s different, but for a regular person like me, it just didn't hit the mark. By the time it was over, I wasn't even sure what the point was. The movie is way too long—you could cut out a good chunk of it and it would be better—and some of the dialogue is just unnecessarily gross. 

You don't really learn anything new about Lincoln; you mostly just feel bad for Taffeta and the rough time they're having. You definitely care about what they're going through, but the movie itself is just a bit of a slog. (4/10)

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