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Opposites Attract (Korean Mini-Series)

Honestly I can't believe we're still getting BL series this bad in 2026. This mini series runs about 7 to 8 episodes with a total runtime of just about an hour and it is so boring that I genuinely struggle to find the words. The actors are awkward, the story is as basic as it gets and there is almost nothing about this show worth saving. The makers do try to stir up some drama here and there but even that falls completely flat. Ho Won is a 23 year old university student who spots a man sitting alone at a gay bar and gets attracted to him. The man is Min U, a 33 year old who brushes Ho Won off immediately saying he's too young. Ho Won lies about his age and since he's made a bet with the bartender that he'll get this man home before the night is over, he switches tactics and eventually the two end up at Min U's place and sleep together. Despite being complete opposites in every way there's some kind of pull between them and they go on a couple of dates. But t...

Touch Me

This one is hard to categorize and honestly that's both its biggest ambition and its biggest problem. It's this wildly eccentric psychosexual comedy that tries to carve out a whole new genre and I genuinely can't think of anything quite like it. But trying to be audacious and actually pulling it off are two very different things and for me personally it just didn't land. And just to set expectations, this isn't strictly a gay film. One of the two lead characters is gay and yes sexuality is very much part of the conversation, but that's about as far as the queer angle goes.

Joey and Craig are roommates and their dynamic is warm but also a little uneven. He pays the rent and she doesn't, which means he gets away with things like asking Joey to stay in her room with the lights off when his Grindr date comes over because he's told the guy he lives alone. The film opens with Joey sitting with her therapist recounting this long winding story about how she met someone called Brian, slept with him, and how he turns out to be an alien. This monologue goes on forever and covers her whole messy history with Brian before eventually getting to how Craig came into the picture. When Brian reappears in their lives and their apartment becomes basically unlivable, the two of them end up spending a weekend at his place. Brian has this alien ability where a simple touch can calm and subdue whoever he comes into contact with and naturally both Joey and Craig find themselves drawn to him in ways they can't quite control. There's tentacle sex with Joey one night and then with Craig, and from there it just spirals into this chaotic mess of the two of them trying to figure out how to escape Brian while also being furious at each other for being attracted to him in the first place. There's also a woman who works for Brian and desperately wants to be his queen but he keeps her at a distance. It all builds toward complete mayhem involving sex, murder and a lot of gushing blood.

This film is going to split people right down the middle. It's crass, gross and graphic from the very first scene to the last and almost the entire thing is shot in a single location. I kept wondering if it was meant to be a satire of something that I just wasn't picking up on. Visually it's strange, both in terms of the special effects and just the general look and feel of many scenes. Credit where it's due, it's brave to even attempt something this different, but that kind of swinging for the fences approach is always a hit or miss. Here it mostly misses. The story is nearly nonexistent, with the characters just drifting around the house either chasing Brian or trying to undercut each other out of their own insecurities. Very little of it is funny or interesting. The comedy leans heavily on treating the whole alien thing in this deadpan matter of fact way but most of what Brian actually does isn't eccentric enough to be funny or threatening enough to be gripping, so it just kind of sits there. The actors do their job well enough and that's genuinely the nicest thing I can say. Oh and as I mentioned, Craig being gay and having one inter species encounter with Brian is really the only queer element in the whole film.

Some people will probably get a kick out of it but it just didn't work for me at all. (3/10)

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