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Stop! That! Train!

Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...

Night Stage (Portuguese)

Night Stage is set in Porto Alegre, Brazil, and it comes out really strong. Early on I was genuinely hooked and kept thinking this could go somewhere special, but the last twenty minutes drift into thriller territory and the ending leaves you hanging in a way that doesn't fully pay off. The whole thing draws clear inspiration from those 80s erotic thrillers, except the two leads here are gay men who keep putting themselves in very real, very public sexual situations that could blow up everything for them at any moment.

Mathias and Fabio are theatre actors and roommates with a real competitive edge between them. Mathias is openly gay, completely comfortable with it, and meets Rafael through an app. Rafael makes it clear from the start that he only ever sees someone once, but that rule falls apart fast and the two keep meeting up, having sex in places where anyone could walk in on them at any moment. It then comes out that Rafael is running for mayor, and around the same time Mathias is going up against Fabio for a web series role that could make him genuinely famous. Rafael pulls some strings and Mathias gets the part. Now both men are about to become very public figures with all this pressure on them to present themselves in a straight, respectable way, but neither of them can stop. The encounters keep happening in increasingly exposed spots, cruising parks, terraces, Rafael's office, a parking garage. Fabio's jealousy over losing that role gets the better of him and he films the two of them having sex in public with a family nearby, then uses it to blackmail Rafael through his security guard. The security guard completely loses it because his repeated warnings to both of them have gone ignored, ends up killing Fabio and then goes after both Rafael and Mathias. It all wraps up in this genuinely bizarre finale where both men are badly injured and still fooling around with each other, completely driven by the thrill of how close they just came to dying.

Where the film starts and where it ends up feel like two different movies, and not in a good way. There's a genuinely interesting idea running through it, that when you're under pressure to perform a certain way publicly, maybe the most rebellious thing you can do is have the most private kind of intimacy in the most public setting. That idea is compelling but once the film establishes the fetish between Mathias and Rafael it just keeps repeating the same kind of scene without building on anything. The film isn't really concerned with the fear of getting caught either, it's more interested in what gay men have to give up or hide when they step into public life. The danger is supposed to feel constant but it never felt quite dangerous enough, and some of the risks the film takes feel oddly placed. There's a moment where Rafael's security guard tells Fabio that nobody cares if someone is gay anymore, and the film seems to be pushing back on exactly that idea. The performances are strong, the sex scenes are really well put together, and the lighting in those moments genuinely sticks with you. Both the lead actors are extremely gorgeous and totally uninhibited in the sex scenes. It's their chemistry that makes it work. The plot keeps you guessing and there's always this low hum of tension that something could go wrong, right up to that chaotic finale.

The film seems to be saying that it's not the fear of being caught that's the real threat, it's the weight of outdated ideas about sex and masculinity and public performance that puts these men at risk. I'm not completely sold on that but I still enjoyed it. It just needed to commit harder to its own tension and give you an ending that actually earns everything that came before it. There was real room for more risk and a more satisfying payoff. Still a very enjoyable watch. (7.5/10)

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