Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...
Honestly they should have just called this show J&J. The two leads are Jerome and Jinn and they even get called that nickname a few times in the show itself. Maybe there were title issues but J&J would have fit so much better. Head 2 Head just feels a bit off. Anyway, it starts out like your typical enemies to lovers story but give it some time and there's actually more going on beneath the surface. The show runs 12 episodes of about 45 minutes each and is a decent watch overall.
Jerome and Jinn have lived opposite each other since they were kids and have been rivals for just as long. They mock each other, put each other down and are generally at odds about everything. Despite all that they're part of the same friend circle which also includes Van and Farm. After a car race Jerome gets injured and starts experiencing visions. He figures out pretty quickly that these visions are always connected to Jinn and the world around him, sometimes reassuring and sometimes deeply worrying. Because of the injury both their parents decide Jerome should stay with Jinn at his university condo while he recovers. Somewhere in the middle of all this worrying about Jinn, Jerome starts developing real feelings for him and eventually the two start dating. The visions keep coming though and they include Jinn fighting with his mother, getting into an accident and possibly dying, and also the two of them drifting apart but at other times becoming boyfriends. Jerome slowly lets Jinn in on some of what he's been seeing and together they try to change the future by Jerome always staying close, being supportive and loving him. Running alongside all of this is the love story between Van and Farm. Van is a serial flirt who hooks up constantly but Farm loves him anyway and is always there for him. Van eventually admits he wants to date Farm but can't seem to stop his wandering ways and that tension makes things so difficult between them that even their friendship suffers. They sort things out eventually too.
As much as I liked the show there were real logic gaps that kept nagging at me. Jerome's visions always feel like they're dangling something in front of you without ever fully explaining it. Why is he almost always seeing Jinn in danger or dying? Can he actually change what's coming or is he just spinning off into different timelines? And why is he keeping so much of this from Jinn? If the whole point is to protect him, wouldn't being honest actually work better? If you can just go with it and not overthink it, the early episodes are genuinely the most fun, watching these two constantly wind each other up and bicker. That banter is what hooked me. Eventually it softens into romance as expected and both characters do grow. Jinn lets go of a lot of old anger and starts learning to trust people again after a childhood that left him pretty guarded. Jerome stops treating the whole thing like a game and starts figuring out what actually caring for someone really looks like. Both actors have good chemistry and are easy to watch together. The Van and Farm storyline also gets a lot more space in the second half and honestly it surprised me with how much it landed. Two people who are both a little lost finding their way to each other through patience and messiness, that story felt real even if their issues got wrapped up a bit too conveniently. But that's just the nature of these shows.
It's not a perfect series but it's an honest one. It doesn't sell you a fairytale ending or pretend everything works out beautifully. What it does say is that sticking by someone and choosing them every day actually means something. (7/10)

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