Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...
Honestly I can't believe we're still getting BL series this bad in 2026. This mini series runs about 7 to 8 episodes with a total runtime of just about an hour and it is so boring that I genuinely struggle to find the words. The actors are awkward, the story is as basic as it gets and there is almost nothing about this show worth saving. The makers do try to stir up some drama here and there but even that falls completely flat.
Ho Won is a 23 year old university student who spots a man sitting alone at a gay bar and gets attracted to him. The man is Min U, a 33 year old who brushes Ho Won off immediately saying he's too young. Ho Won lies about his age and since he's made a bet with the bartender that he'll get this man home before the night is over, he switches tactics and eventually the two end up at Min U's place and sleep together. Despite being complete opposites in every way there's some kind of pull between them and they go on a couple of dates. But then Min U finds out about the bet. He gives Ho Won a chance to explain himself but Ho Won shuts down, admits he lied but doesn't say anything about actually liking him, mostly because he feels terrible about the whole thing. Three months pass and Min U shows up at Ho Won's university as a new professor, which is also when he finds out Ho Won's real age. This time Ho Won actually opens up and explains everything properly and the two slowly get close again and start dating. Things are good for a bit but then the professor's friends warn him that a relationship between a professor and student is going to cause real problems, so he pulls back. Ho Won still has feelings for him so he starts hanging around other guys to make him jealous. Eventually the professor can't hold it in anymore and kisses him.
The biggest problem with this show and honestly it's a dealbreaker is that these two have absolutely zero chemistry with each other. They are stiff and uncomfortable together and the kiss in the first or second episode has to be one of the worst kisses in the entire history of BL, and that is saying something. Their conversations are dull, the dialogue is completely flat and you genuinely want to shake both of them to get some life going. The show tries to sell us this whole opposites attract thing but these two don't even have that going for them because there's no spark, there's nothing, actually negative chemistry if that's even a thing. And there's never any real explanation for why the professor falls for this guy in less than 24 hours. Was it just the sex? Who knows. Things don't get any better even after they reconnect at the university. They're supposedly in love at that point but it still feels like two strangers standing next to each other. I was at least hoping the professor and student angle would give the show something interesting to work with but the ending is so anticlimactic that honestly I wasn't even surprised because nothing in this series had been even half decent at any point. Sometimes a weak script gets rescued by good acting or direction but this show has none of that. Avoid completely and don't waste your time. (2/10)

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