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Chained To My Bully Stepbrother (AI Vertical BL Drama)

By Golu
This is the second vertical AI BL drama I've sat through, and honestly I went in knowing better. I had it on while I was doing cardio at the gym, and what struck me was just how much the plot echoed the last one I watched. Same step brother romance angle, same mystery girlfriend showing up near the end, same extra guy pining after one of the leads. Genuinely the only thing going for it was the runtime, the whole thing wrapped up in forty five minutes flat.  The setup kicks off with Finn moving schools because his mom just married into money. He finds out his new step brother Aiden goes to the same place, and he's warned to keep his distance from him. Their first run in at school is rocky, just like you'd expect, but there's this odd pull between them neither can shake off. Finn keeps telling himself not to read into it because Aiden's straight and openly homophobic. Things shift when some kids start bullying Finn and the student council president, Ryan, steps in to ...
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Hey, Happy! (Canada)

By Golu
I really don't know why I watched this film. More so, why was this film even made! I have no idea what to make of this movie. Should I think of it intellectually as a modern, messed fairytale, or some weird allegory for a degradation in society that fears losing all that it holds dear... No, I think this is just poor cinema, with no sets... little plot that makes any sense, and characters that you can't even remotely care about!

DJ Sabu's overactive libido leads him into teenaged pregnancy. His mythic quest for two thousand boys ends with Happy, a paranoid UFO-ologist to whom aliens promise to appear (as his love child). Spanky is an evil hairdresser trying to foil Sabu's mission, he is the self-proclaimed 'biggest bitch in the world.' The action unfolds at a series of raves on old garbage hill in an industrial Antonioni landscape peopled with characters right out of vintage John Waters

I will be honest that I have copied the synopsis of this film from imdb. Having seen the film, I still can’t tell you what this movie was about. The attempts at gross-out were trite and staged. One dimensional characters thrown into a discombobulated story line. It is just pathetic to see film makers attempting to provoke audiences with random story ideas directed in a really awful way. It's not a gay movie, it's not a raver movie, it's a piece of crap. The story line is ridiculous, the acting is on par with a high school play, I can't even think of one good thing to say about this movie. I don't even want to waste my time writing anything else about this film. The is absolute worst. (0/10)
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Miisu said…
3.8 on IMDB - ? Holy bagpipe! I feel for you, this thing must have been an utter brainfuck. "Heartstopper" S2 will air on August 3rd, that would probably work as a remedy after that kind of torture. Or maybe an old and really good documentary "Daddy and the Muscle Academy" (1991), includes some awww-swoon personal memories and interviews with Tom of Finland.
August 1, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Golu said…
I should try to find this documentary
August 2, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Miisu said…
Check you e-mail ;)
August 2, 2023 at 3:48 AM
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