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Stop! That! Train!

Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...

Exposed: The Making of a Legend (Documentary)

Considered by many porn connoisseurs to be a genre-defining classic, the epic film BuckleRoos, a softcore porn flick about a pair of gay rodeo cowboys who discover love thanks to a magical belt buckle and a mysterious man in black, is the subject of this documentary. This documentary covers the 17 day behind the scenes look of making of this film. Now, I am not sure why anyone would come up with a behind the scenes documentary of a porn film, and even more bizarre is the fact that people like me end up watching it. What's wrong with me?

It starts with the director recounting how and his co-director came up with the idea and agreed to make the film. They walk us through process of short listing their lead actors, the places film was shot, focusing more on the various sex scenes and what went into making those. The film ends up with how successful this porn eventually became leading it to win many awards. I personally have not seen it, but I can see the crew, the directors, the production seemed all very much into making the film as f they were actually going to make a classic. The only two things interesting were when the cast and crew were asked if their family knew about their job and also, what is their alternate career besides this.

I thought this was going to be a good movie, but it turned out to be a weak porn about the gay porn industry. I have seen a few documentaries on the past about making of a porn film, so I wasn't really particularly enlightened by what I heard in the film. A lot of good looking guys, a few sleazy/dirty ones. No actual 'screwing' can be seen, so it is not a porno, but there is enough nudity to classify as a 'weak' one. The film feels more like a home movie than a genuine documentary, with the too-cheery cast and crew dropping campy bon mots for the camera while they go about their business preparing for and shooting ‘Buckleroos.” Acting is irrelevant, as there wasn't any that was noticeable...mostly just 'almost' sex, consistently. There is no reason you should watch this, unless, of course, if you happen to be a huge fan of the actual porn film, then I can see you loving this behind the scenes documentary as well. (2/10)

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