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Stop! That! Train!

Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...

Taiikukan Baby (Japanese) [Gymnasium Baby]

This film had a cute story but somehow the way it is executed, it never manages to life above its below average status. Swim team romance, love triangle, teenage love; on paper it seems to have right ingredients but the execution is strictly average with some really bad editing happening here.

Shibahara is high school who enjoys swimming. His father is the coach of the team and Shibahara was born after his father's affair with one of his students and hence his nickname is 'Gymnasium baby'. When he is diagnosed with some heart condition, he os forced to quit swimming team and his father/coach starts favoring another student Murai. Murai feels an affinity and attraction to Shibahara and asks him to become his coach. The two spend time together and soon enough one day Murai confesses his feelings and kisses him. This leaves Shibahara confused and runs away and tries to avoid Murai. Shibahara tells what happened to his best friend, Kato, who takes an overprotective attitude towards him and another defensive towards Murai, since he is also in love with him. A love triangle and competition of sort starts with a very confused ending, of three of them finally coming together.

The story is nice, as I said before, but you know what, I couldn't get myself past their oversized coats that the students would wear. I know its silly but very funny at the same time. Now coming back to the story, the editing of the film was either off or something else. A lot of scenes would randomly show up which didn't make any sense. Suddenly Shibahara becoming Murai's coach, like what was actual coach doing then? Where was Kato all this while? The kiss between two guys was so sudden. Why was Shibahara so upset with his dad? What was he doing all this time when he left home after exam and his realist came for college? And a lot more random things. Also the way Murai approaches Shibahara is very bullish, almost creepy. He talks like a dominant screamer and almost creepy. He literally forces Shibahara to like him. There is absolutely no organic growth in their relationship. Its like one guy professing his love for the other out of nowhere and the other guy better accept because he doesn't have a choice. Kato's love and admiration, at least, seemed more natural. And ending is so open and unresolved, you can make it whatever you please to make it. There are much better Japanese BL stuff out there that this one is completely avoidable. (3/10)

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