Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...
Oh My God! What a horrendous film this was. I can't believe that. This film won audience award at qflix. How is that even possible. I mean, no one, absolutely no one in their right mind can connect or appreciate this film. This is bad right from story to acting to direction to everything.
Peter lives in Jersey somewhere and is turning 50. He is dealing with 'depression' since its been 5 years since he broke up with his boyfriend and feels like his life is ending at 50. He has a good number of friends who are there to support and cheer him on his 50th birthday but he is a drag. Enter Caleb (and it snot clear, how he comes to the party) and sparks fly somehow. Caleb and Peter are the only two people left at the end of party and for some reason the chunky muscular Caleb takes an instant liking for old, chubby and nagging Peter. They talk, walk around Bech and have sex. Of course, Peter is skeptical about the whole thing and when Caleb tells him he is bisexual, he wants nothing to do with it and is back to being heartbroken. Thanks to timely intervention of his friends, the two eventually get together.
The story is pretty basic. I am not sure how people could fall in love just after a couple of one night stands. Sure, a film like Weekend, where there is clearly connection between the protagonists, there is nothing remotely likable about Peter's character. Lets, keep his physical appearance aside for a while, but a constant complainer that he is, I would think even his closest friends wouldn't want be with him. There is no way a hunky muscular younger guy would find Peter's personality attractive. Everything about film is amateurish. It drags on for over 90 minutes despite a paper thin plot. It's ridiculous, and terrible and no one should ever have to watch this torture. And finally, qflix, if you want to rig awards and make producers happy, at least find a half decent film and not a drag like this film. Awful (1/10)
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