Skip to main content

Stop! That! Train!

Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...

El Cautivo (Spanish) [The Captive]

This film is a fictionalized take on the biographical drama of Miguel de Cervantes and his five-year nightmare as a prisoner in Algiers. While it’s rooted in his actual imprisonment from 1575 to 1580, the movie isn't a dry history lesson; instead, it takes big creative swings to imagine how the legendary author found his creative spark while trying to survive. Although you wouldn't necessarily label it a "queer film" first and foremost, it features a major gay romantic subplot that’s a really nuanced, intense "enemies-to-lovers" story involving the Bey of Algiers. It has all the bells and whistles of a historical epic, from the massive production scale to the stunning period costumes.

The story kicks off during an era of religious crusades and slave trading, where we meet a young Miguel Cervantes. He’s just survived a massive injury that’s left his left arm basically useless, only to be captured by Moorish raiders. He’s thrown into prison alongside other noblemen and priests to be held for ransom. While locked up, Miguel teams up with a priest who notices his talent for spin-doctoring wild stories to keep the other prisoners entertained. This storytelling eventually catches the ear of the "dreaded Bey," an Italian-born convert to Islam who watches from his fancy quarters above the yard. The Bey starts summoning Miguel to tell him stories, granting him a day of freedom every time he’s impressed. Over time, an intimacy develops between them that eventually turns physical and romantic, much to the annoyance of a jealous Father Blanco. All the while, Miguel is using his temporary freedom to secretly plot an escape, finding himself increasingly torn between his growing love for the Bey and his desperate need to be free.

I loved the central theme of how imagination can be a literal escape from a brutal reality. Watching Cervantes hold these hardened prisoners spellbound with his theatrical stories was great, especially as it drew in Hasan, the Bey, who is played as someone both incredibly sexy and terrifyingly sadistic. Their relationship is super dynamic; Hasan is a former prisoner himself who gave up his religion to climb the social ladder, and he’s constantly trying to get Miguel to do the same. Even though most of the movie is a prison drama, there are some visually gorgeous scenes during Miguel’s days off, like when he wanders into a barbershop and sees all these men having "fun" together. The scenes between Hasan and Miguel are really provocative and sensual, leaving a lot to the audience's imagination about what really went down behind closed doors.

What starts as something that looks like Stockholm syndrome quickly turns into mutual manipulation and eventually something much deeper. Both leads are incredibly hot and have this white-hot chemistry that’s half-aggressive and half-sexual. The actor playing Miguel is really the heart of the movie; he’s full of fire and charisma, whether he’s plotting a jailbreak or being inspired by the older prisoners to start writing. Beyond the gay romance, there is a ton of plot happening, though sometimes the quick jumps between scenes make it feel like the character development is losing its focus. It’s a very layered experience that both entertains and makes you think. I didn't know what I was getting into when I hit play, but after reading up on the history later, I ended up appreciating it even more.

It’s a lush, provocative historical epic that uses a surprisingly steamy queer romance to explore how storytelling can save your soul in the darkest places. (7.5/10)

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Phor Lae Lukchai (Thai) [Father & Son]

I think the budget of this film was probably too small, but for that, the film definitely offers a different and unique storyline without over dramatizing anything. Yes, some scenes were a bit amateurish but in the bigger scheme of things, that can be overlooked. The film is both beautiful and sad in its own unique way. Aek is a gay dad, whose partner died right around the time their son Nueng was born through surrogacy in a road accident. The relationship between father and son is unpleasant and unstable. We are not really told why, but it seems the father has been unsuccessful in caring and loving his son because of his partner's death. Aek continues to hook up wit hookers. Also, Nueng is constantly bullied by everyone around him for having a gay dad. He has no friends, except Nat, a neighborhood boy, who also happens to be Nueng's boyfriend. In a sudden turn of events Nat is found murdered along with another boy naked. Saddened by the events, Nueng jumps from roof and k...

Gaya Sa Pelikula (Filipino Series) [Like In The Movies]

Pinoy BL series seem to be catching up to the popularity of the Thai shows. And I must say that they are doing a pretty good job at it. Where Thai series started to get repetitive with so many shows based in a college setting with seemingly similar storylines, Pinoy series are offering the viewers with new and interesting stories and some really good sets and surroundings. This series was 8 episodes of about 25-20 minutes each. Karl, a 19-year old introvert architecture student is in the middle of an identity crisis. Prior to the start of the second semester in college and forced by his parents, he moves into his uncle's condominium unit so that he can learn to be financially independent. Karl takes on odd jobs online to do so. But when one of his major clients suddenly goes MIA, he is left short on funds and without a means to pay for his utilities. An opportunity presents itself when his cocky neighbor Vlad has to hide from his family and proposes to share Karl's space for th...

The Tuxedo (Thai Series)

When I saw this series with 8 episodes of about 20-25 minutes each, I thought, good: Finally someone has come to senses and made a show which is not stretched out and they have tried to squeeze in a decent storyline in a good small episode format. But unfortunately, despite a decent premise on hand, the clunky writing, bad screenplay and an extreme tasteless portrayal of mental illness makes this show, not a fun watch. By the time it finishes, you just want to laugh off at the entire absurdity of it all. Aioun is talented tuxedo designer and very much in demand but he has handful of clients and he builds suits only for people who he feels a connection to. One night when his younger brother is about to get mugged, he is helped by a total stranger named Sichol. Since he tears his suit in the fight and has an interview the next day, Aioun gifts him a suit form his design as an expression of thanks. Sichol's interview is for. Personal assistant of a man named Nawee, a wealthy heir to h...