Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...
I totally get that I’m supposed to be obsessed with this show since everyone else is losing their minds over it, but I just couldn't get into it. It’s got all the ingredients for a hit—historical setting, flashy Chinese-style fight scenes, a revenge plot, and a big romance—but it just didn't click for me. Right from the first episode, they throw so many names and kingdoms at you that I was completely lost. I forced myself to sit through six more episodes to see if I’d finally catch on, but the fancy costumes and sets ended up drowning out the actual heart of the story. I’m probably the odd one out here, though, because the internet is basically a giant fan club for this series right now. The whole thing is 12 episodes long, with each one clocking in at around 40 minutes.
The plot is centered on a brutal war between the Northern and Southern kingdoms and how it basically ruins the lives of two guys who love each other. Xiao Shu He is the Sixth Prince of the South, and he’s this gentle, artistic soul who never wanted anything to do with the throne. On the other side is Duan Ziang from the North, who is cold, calculating, and totally fueled by revenge. When they reunite as adults, Duan Ziang plays the role of a protector just to get close enough to assassinate the South’s Crown Prince. Along the way, they actually fall for each other, but everything shatters when Duan Ziang carries out his mission and kills the Prince to "save" Shu He. Shu He can’t handle the betrayal, and the two split up for five years. During that time, Duan Ziang becomes a terrifying emperor who conquers everything in sight just to get back to Shu He. When the North finally wins, he takes Shu He as his prisoner. Even though he builds a replica of their old home and still loves him, Shu He is stuck between his feelings and the fact that he can’t forgive his brother’s killer. It’s a total tragedy where they’re tied together by fate but can never actually be happy.
The way these characters developed felt really uneven to me. While Ziang’s path was pretty easy to follow, Shu He was just confusing and, honestly, kind of annoying at times. The show shifts gears so fast—one second they’re plotting against each other and the next they’re having this super tender moment. The first half is all about the romance, and then the second half just dumps a bucket of heartbreak on you. Maybe it’s just because the confusing intro soured the experience for me, but I never felt that emotional spark. It’s a Chinese production distributed through Singapore to avoid those strict censorship rules we always hear about, and while the leads are definitely good-looking and have chemistry, the show just crams too much into every episode. My attention span just couldn't keep up with the constant info-dumps and fast-paced drama.
It's a visually stunning historical drama that tries to do way too much at once, leaving the plot feeling messy and the emotional stakes hard to care about. (2/10)
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