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Chained To My Bully Stepbrother (AI Vertical BL Drama)

This is the second vertical AI BL drama I've sat through, and honestly I went in knowing better. I had it on while I was doing cardio at the gym, and what struck me was just how much the plot echoed the last one I watched. Same step brother romance angle, same mystery girlfriend showing up near the end, same extra guy pining after one of the leads. Genuinely the only thing going for it was the runtime, the whole thing wrapped up in forty five minutes flat.  The setup kicks off with Finn moving schools because his mom just married into money. He finds out his new step brother Aiden goes to the same place, and he's warned to keep his distance from him. Their first run in at school is rocky, just like you'd expect, but there's this odd pull between them neither can shake off. Finn keeps telling himself not to read into it because Aiden's straight and openly homophobic. Things shift when some kids start bullying Finn and the student council president, Ryan, steps in to ...

En Underbar Jävla Jul (Swedish) [A Holy Mess]

This dramedy film is about the new alternative family and how different family situations and relationships come to a head during the Christmas dinner when they are all in for a surprise. The concept of dysfunctional family, familial inadequacy and homophobia; it's all in here. But we also need to remember that this film came out almost 8-9 years back. So watching it today, definitely feels a bit dated.

Simon and Oscar are a gay couple who have invited both their side of families for Christmas dinner. They have just moved into a new house and they want the familial family comfort. We first meet Oscar's Swedish parents. They are old and charming but also say wrong things at wrong times. They are rich and dad doesn't like the fact that Oscar has left all his education to pursue writing. There's Oscar's sister and his niece as well. Then we have Simon. His Greek parents are separated. Father works as a cleaner in the hotel the other parents were staying and the mother has a new boyfriend. There is also Simon's teenage brother. Simon is doing well for himself. Finally the most important piece of puzzle Cissi. Cissi is Simon's best friend since kids and now she is heavily pregnant. After dilly dallying with usual family commotion, everyone is shocked to know that Cissi is pregnant by Oscar and Simon. Whenever parents want clarification on who the father is , they both say that they are both but Oscar's father will have none of it. He goes in the homophobic frenzy reminding him this is not legal etc etc and that only one person can be father. Seeing Simon/Oscar also in some doubt, it hurts Cissi and she leaves. This is when the parents realize their mistake, and bring Cissi back home. She soon births a baby girl on Christmas Day and family's happiness knows no bounds.

First things first, the performances in this film are pretty good. Some scenes are funny, especially showing Oscar's Swedish's parents ignorance at other cultures be it Greek or Lebanese (mother's boyfriend). Unfortunately, the jokes fall flat on more than one occasion. Its so called "humor" for the most part consists of someone making a clumsy entrance, saying something awkward about someone while they're sitting next to him or her, or just making it as simple as strictly ripping off ideas that has worked in the past from other better movies. It's the drama side which holds stronger, but this film, if it was drama, would have been too heavy to see, especially as a holiday film. So, I feel, somewhere the good writing is missing here. Films like this work mostly because of good ensemble chemistry, which this one had. I think, a few more jokes would have helped. Also, I wonder what was the point of showing how the new house they bought was completely in shambles? That adds nothing to the story itself. A strict one time watch, which leaves nothing much memorable for you to remember. (5/10)

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