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Stop! That! Train!

Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...

Two And One (Filipino)

Made by the creators of GameBoys, this film had my attention with this knowledge. An interesting outlook on three-way romances, this film sadly has many flaws (including being unsure of where it really wants to be), but thankfully with a realistic ending and compelling performances, this intriguing storyline is still worth a watch. The duration of almost two hours although is stretching into much.

Tino and Chan meet on a bus and Tino flirts shamelessly with Chan and pretty soon they become a romantic pair, in a seemingly long distance relationship. Tino has lesbian mothers and one of them returns back home after many years having left the other mother. This triggers emotions in Tino who leaves the house and together with Chan they go on a holiday. This is when they try to get sexual and realize that they are both tops and sexual compatibility is going to be an issue. They try to make it work, till Tino suggest why not go for an occasional threesome but with rules and only together. They find Joaquin, a local potter who willingly agrees to the setup and things seem to be going well, until the said mother who left him shows up at this holiday also, triggering Tino to start drinking again. He is closed off and doesn't open up even to Chan. He gets drunk and starts hooking up with Joaquin alone, until Chan catches him. He confronts him on why he would not open up and try to make this relationship work, but Tino has some past traumas, which we don't hear much of. Joaquin doesn't want to have to do anything with this drama and is out. Chan goes back home leaving a sad Tino. The other mother also arrives and the two mothers give the emotional support to Tino. In a realistic end, Tino sees Chan waiting at the same bus stop where they had first met, their eyes meet, they acknowledge each other doing well and then go their separate ways.

It was actually refreshing to see that finally someone from Asia is trying to tackle the subject of sexual compatibility. We have so far seen so many fluffy BL romances where sexuality is fluid, but I have always believed that sexual compatibility is absolutely essential and can actually make or break a relationship. In this film , it is obvious how this adds to both Tino and Chan's frustration when they cannot satisfy each other. Its a real issue. Bringing in an occasional third can spice up things but will it fix the problem in long term is debatable. They’re all happy together as a threesome but soon, some complications set in, mostly emanating from Tino’s tortured personality. What holds the film together through all its emotional highs and lows is the fine acting of the three leads. The sexual scenes and there are three or four very very elaborately done. The story is a bit flawed where not much justification is given to Tino's character. Sure, he was from a broken family and his ex-boyfriend had cheated on him, but it doesn't justify a lot of actions. But the actor playing the role is really good. He is very aggressive in the love scenes, but also consistently convincing in portraying his tormented anguish. He is very credible in his scenes where he is alone, wallowing in his self-caused pain and suffering. Chan's character calls out for vulnerability and our heart goes out to him when Tino is being difficult. Joaquin completes the sexy seductive trio and even in the scenes where he reprimands Tino for being selfish, he stands out. 

Overall a good attempt at tackling a subject which has not been dealt with much in Asian films and doing it with dignity. Only if the screenplay was a bit together. Also it was good to see actor letting go off their inhibitions for the elaborate sexual scenes but they went on forever. Better editing could bring the time down of this film to acceptable limit. (6/10)

Comments

Sailor Maan said…
Some Gameboys and Gaya sa pelicula stars together, I had to see it!! Didn't know it was made by the creators of gameboys, thank you Golu.
I really liked it through most of it but I feel something is missing in the end. Can't figure what exactly. Maybe I would have wanted Tino to evolve thanks to Chan. On the contrary it's like nothing happened and his reconciliation with his mother came out of nowhere. Or maybe it's in losing Chan that Tino realizes he needs to make some efforts? Anyway Tino actor did a great job as a tortured character. The best thing is you feel for both of them. For Tino because his traumas are legitimate (I'll never understand a parent abandonning his child because her new boyfriend doesn't want him). And for Chan who tries his best.
Now like you said Golu AT LAST we have a (asian) movie dealing with sexual compatibility. Can't agree more with Tino and you, sex is crucial in a relationship!! (sex and food my friend, always sex and food lol). Which honestly feels weird they were in a 6 months long distance relationship and apparently never mentioned it... Additionaly to simple good/bad sex compatibility, I feel mentioning "roles" gays are willing to accept is rare, even in western movies, or more as a funny thing. Golu I'll let you the judge of that as you have see wayyy more than me ;) Or is it because everyone is versatile now? (what's the point in being gay if you can't enjoy both sides haha).
Else I liked the atmosphere too. And the sex scenes, of course :p
Golu said…
Do you really think most people are versatile? I thought everyone is turning into a bottom these days! But I agree that what's the point of being gay, if you can't enjoy almost everything ;) lol
Back to the film, they could use a lot of improvement. The idea was nice but somehow the connect was missing. A lot of things could be changed. Hopefully more and more folks going forward will focus on a few more sexual scenes that would mean something concrete.
Sailor Maan said…
That was actually a real question! The last time I had to ask/guess/adapt was 17 years ago, now I have to confess my only feedbacks come from series where everyone seems fluid and open. Thanks for the update about bottoming being the new trend haha
Golu said…
hahahaha
happy to. help . :wink: wink:

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