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Stop! That! Train!

Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...

My Massive Cock (UK) (Documentary)

I am sure the title will catch on everyone's attention especially the gays. To be honest, this is not really a documentary that has anything to do with gay community but then its about big dicks and how can us gay men not be interested in a topic like this, despite the fact that men in this film are all supposedly straight. We met 5-6 guys in UK who have above average penis, we hear about their challenges and most importantly we also do get to see their schlongs on display. Honestly, I am shocked that such a documentary was allowed to be telecast on UK's Channel4 and it hasn't caused an uproar or anything, especially since it does have. A lot of nudity.

We meet Joe, a skinny average height guy who is a shower with a massive 9.5 inch dick. He spends quite a  bit of money tying to find the right underwear to fit in but everywhere he goes he gets stared and has problem finding a job since everyone thinks he has got an erection. His dick is apparently thicker than most forearms. There is Bonnie, a girl who is a size queen and together with her boyfriend of 7.5 inch penis is always on a look out for a bigger cock. They find Andy, a blessed man and arrange for a threesome. A YouTube is trying to make thought provoking videos about fetching of black men and their BBC. Scott is a football player but all his mates do is talk about his massive dick and share its pics and videos (made without his consent) in their chat groups. A gentle soul that he is, Scott finally takes courage to have a conversation about this with the group leader. The saddest candidates Matt, who has been struggling to find love. He is either fetishsized for his dick or if he thinks things are going good, the penis size eventually becomes an issue. His situation is so bad that he even considers getting a penis reduction surgery.

This documentary can only be described as 'shocking' since its a daring subject. Despite the title, I still couldn't believe quite how in-depth the documentary was, with full-frontal shots of penises being shown left, right and centre. Some men embraced it more than others, and were even making fortunes off the back of their blessings. We also hear points of view of some women about whether penis size matters to them, but in my opinion, its one of those things where some people prefer big dicks exactly like how some people bigger tits. At less than 50 minutes duration, this documentary is a very easy watch. With a subject like the and big dicks on display, it definitely had my full attention, pun intended. (6/10)

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