Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...
Captain Muengman finds out on his wedding night that his wife is actually a lady boy who ends up taking his virginity that night and leaves him. He is now assigned to take on a very special mission. On a banana cruise ship habited by many other ladyboys with their leader Golden Flower. Golden Flower wants to kill all men and women in the world so that it can be ruled by queers. To accomplish this mission, Captain Muengman need to aboard the ship which can identify of you are queer or not. So in order to complete the mission Captain Muengman and his navy team must disguise themselves as ladyboys to infiltrate Golden Flower’s hideout. A famous queer director is hired to teach them, who also uses this training opportunity to make a reality show kind of film out of the whole experience. Training concludes, the navy goes on the ship and of course defeats the terrorists.
There are a few other subplots of other characters as well. For example, we see that Captain Muengman's wife actually has a twin sister who is also on the ship to being her brother/sister back to meet their dying father. Not hat this story adds anything, but it just adds an interesting dimension. The training scenes were a bit funny when the director tries to make three macho men act queer. As I mentioned before, none of this is supposed to be taken seriously even for a second. The plot and the whole premise is as ludicrous as it comes but hey at least someone thought out of the box. So I will give it that. Also adding the touch of making a film while training was funny and it somehow worked. There are plenty of scenes where logic is thrown out of the window, but logic was never supposed to be the forte of the film, so it should be excused. Among actors, Captain Muengman stands out and so does the main villain Golden Flower. Everyone else is alright. The ending of the film is in fact funny, although I think we all knew exactly what was going to happen. (3.5/10)
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