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Stop! That! Train!

Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...

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One more movie gets added to the crappy movies that have been made and i have been stupid enough to waste my time to watch them and review. This is not per say a gay movie but every single scene in the film screams homoerotic what with continuous display of hot naked male guys and their ass and bodies on full display.

The plot of the movie is paper thin. There is a frat house. New and sexy guys keep coming into that house, keep walking around in their underwear and a masked killer keeps murdering them. Trust me, literally this is exactly what happens over and over again. The final revelation as to who is doing this dastardly deed and why is worse than anything else. i mean there is no single reason why anyone would wanna watch this movie at all. There is absolutely nothing at all, unless of course watching hot guys in their underwear is your thing. For sure there is plenty of that here. Other than that the film is not sexy, not erotic, no horror, no nothing. I really hope no money was spent on making this film because whoever invested that money has to be the most dumb person ever.

I mean, come on, at least give us a plot, even if you are going to do a poor execution of it. (0/10)

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Could not find any way to leave you a message other than through a comment. Searched your blog for a movie called Just Friends from 2018 and could not find it. Based on what you seem to like, maybe you should give it a try some time. I liked the actors and the story.I can provide a link for free streaming and I know several interesting sites with tons of movies in HD, some of them pretty recent. Feel free to answer this comment if interested and delete my comment if misplaced. Please know I love your blog and I always refer to it before picking up a new movie. Thank you !
All gay themed movies I mean
Golu said…
Your comment is absolutely fine. Would you mind sending the link to my personal email id? itsvivek4u@gmail.com
Is this the film you are referring to? https://alternatesexuality.blogspot.com/2018/04/gewoon-vrienden-dutch-just-friends.html

Seems like I found it strictly ok. Maybe i was having a bad day. lol
Please continue to refer me movies. I always look forward to it.
Yes that's the one.You know how it is when you have been watching crap for a while. Then comes an average one that seems pretty fine after all. The same movie watched after call me by your name would not taste the same. I will send you an email with various interesting links. Hopefully you will come across a gem ! See you. Gerald

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