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Opposites Attract (Korean Mini-Series)

Honestly I can't believe we're still getting BL series this bad in 2026. This mini series runs about 7 to 8 episodes with a total runtime of just about an hour and it is so boring that I genuinely struggle to find the words. The actors are awkward, the story is as basic as it gets and there is almost nothing about this show worth saving. The makers do try to stir up some drama here and there but even that falls completely flat. Ho Won is a 23 year old university student who spots a man sitting alone at a gay bar and gets attracted to him. The man is Min U, a 33 year old who brushes Ho Won off immediately saying he's too young. Ho Won lies about his age and since he's made a bet with the bartender that he'll get this man home before the night is over, he switches tactics and eventually the two end up at Min U's place and sleep together. Despite being complete opposites in every way there's some kind of pull between them and they go on a couple of dates. But t...

Dancing (French) [Ballroom]

Oh please!! Spare me these arthouse Indi queer films BS. The film is all about atmosphere where you watch it just so that you can call yourself a "connoisseur" of art house cinema. In reality this film completely fails to hold any attention. At the center of it all is a gay couple, but it could have been a straight couple as well and nothing would have changed.

Middle aged gay couple Patrick and Rene, live in an empty seaside dance hall on the coast of France. One of them, Patrick the writer , was raised there and he’s come back to live and work in the old building. He’s turned the vacant ballroom over to his boyfriend René the artist as a studio/performance space where René gets busy working up a show for the gallery owner Maurice. Rene also runs a porn website  with pictures of his toy bears doing pretty much nothing. When René comes across a 60 year old photo of a couple of music hall comedians, he starts seeing the two comics everywhere he looks and one of them seems to be himself. He then is introduced to the idea of parallel universes and starts to wonder if he might really be one of the comics in another universe. When Patrick leaves for the day, and René is knocking around alone in the empty building, strange things start to happen... things that seem to originate down in the dark dirty space below the dance floor.

There really isn't much of a story here. We seem to just go along for the ride as René spirals out of control. The effect even spreads to Maurice, who has come to check up on René’s progress on the upcoming show and there the film abruptly ends. There isa. Nice sex scene between the gay couple in the beginning but again that adds literally nothing to the story. It was just a bad bad film and nothing about this is interesting. (0/10)

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