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Chained To My Bully Stepbrother (AI Vertical BL Drama)

This is the second vertical AI BL drama I've sat through, and honestly I went in knowing better. I had it on while I was doing cardio at the gym, and what struck me was just how much the plot echoed the last one I watched. Same step brother romance angle, same mystery girlfriend showing up near the end, same extra guy pining after one of the leads. Genuinely the only thing going for it was the runtime, the whole thing wrapped up in forty five minutes flat.  The setup kicks off with Finn moving schools because his mom just married into money. He finds out his new step brother Aiden goes to the same place, and he's warned to keep his distance from him. Their first run in at school is rocky, just like you'd expect, but there's this odd pull between them neither can shake off. Finn keeps telling himself not to read into it because Aiden's straight and openly homophobic. Things shift when some kids start bullying Finn and the student council president, Ryan, steps in to ...

Cop Secret (Icelandic)

This film was much fun to watch. An ode to a lot of Hollywood action cop buddy movies with a gay twist is how this film can be best described. Of course, you need to remember to not take this film seriously. It's a spoof, and a parody of sorts of all the films in this genre. It is not even close to a perfect movie, but it manages to be a whole lot of fun for those in the mood for an action comedy. And I sure enjoyed it.

Detective Bussi is Iceland’s most famous and toughest cop in leather jacket with glasses bashing bad guys. He is trigger-happy, he is a brat, always angry and he has no respect for the rules. He’s a loose cannon but he gets results. Enter Hörður. He is the cop from neighboring town, very tough, a dapper, muscular, pansexual former model. There have been a series of bank robberies and no money stolen and police is perplexed. Man behind these robberies is Rikki, who it turns out used to model with Hoarder but quit after an accident. The police department makes the two tough cops buddy up and on their fist night, they get drunk and make out. Hoarder is secretly gay and his outbursts and angry demeanor is likely form the fear of coming out, whereas Hoarder keeps his heart on sleeve. Now Rikki has an evil plan involving a computer virus, the city bank’s gold bars and a bomb at the big women’s football match between Iceland and England. He also manages to photograph the two cops while having sex and blackmails Bussi, who gets drunk and quits the job. But on the day of the match, he realizes his duties and buddies up with Hörður and destroys the whole plan while also openly admitting his love for Hörður. The film ends with the two living happily together.

The film is full of cliches but this spoof comedy works somehow. There are the two detectives that have to work together despite their enormous differences. The angry commissioner. The scenery-chewing supervillain who only speaks English. There are car chases, gunfights, standoffs, bomb scares, gold, robberies. But whilst the film is stupid fun, it is also a film about acceptance and sexuality. Cop Secret is a pun on ‘Top Secret’, but it is also literal – it’s about a cop with a secret. Specifically, the closeted Bussi and his secret admiration for Hörður. Bussi is an alcoholic gambler  and alcoholic. His apartment is messy, and his girlfriend is getting worried at their increasing distance. By contrast, the suit-wearing Hörður is way more sophisticated and secure in his sexuality. However, as the old saying goes, opposites attract. As the film progresses, Bussi realizes he doesn’t need to hide behind his masculinity or old-school methods. This is a complex film about not being ashamed of who you are. The actors do a fantastic job. Do not expect a proper polished film either in terms of story of special effects or logic. But even though it isn’t perfect, it is effortlessly funny and consistently entertaining. The action is well-filmed, the script is always aware of the joke. And in the end, it’s two manly cops being manly and confident in their homosexuality, which is wonderful to see. I had fun watching the film. (6/10)

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