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Stop! That! Train!

Coming out of the same studio that gave us RuPaul's Drag Race, and stacked with a whole crew of former contestants, Stop! That! Train! plays like RuPaul basically taking a bow for the entire franchise she's built. It's not really a gay film in the traditional sense, but with so many drag stars from Ru's shows popping up alongside a few cameos from well known out gay actors, I figured it earns a spot on this blog anyway. The whole thing is completely over the top, packed with GenZ slang, loud flashy visuals, and humor that's constantly winking at you knowing how ridiculous it is. Going in you'd assume it's meant to be a laugh riot, and a lot of critics online seem to be eating it up, but I just couldn't get into it at all. I've never really been someone who vibes with campy silly stuff like this, so honestly my reaction doesn't surprise me one bit. The setup follows Tess and DeeDee, two low level stewardesses who sneak onto the fancy Glamazonian E...

Kinematics Theory (Mandarin)

I had seen the Chinese film 'The Ambiguous Focus' long time back, so I was quite fascinated to hear that this film, which came after the sad film, was actually planned as a prequel to it. The story takes us back to high school when Zhang Zhe and Zhang Nan were starting to get to know each other and the moments that lead to potentially them becoming a couple.

Zhang Zhe, a smart student, and Zhang Nan, a handsome swimmer, couldn't understand each other. They did not expect to meet each other at the same university, even though they have known each other since childhood. Zhe is a mathematical genius, but has a social phobia; Nan is an athlete, but he hates being used as a racing machine by his father. Soon they both realize that they can actually support one another. They soon come to a truce and agree to help each other out. Their mutual support and reliance help them to understand what they really want - Nan's deep abiding love of swimming without any of the trappings of competition, and Zhe's greater ease when communicating with others. And, of course, each other. All this is achieved wit the help of a girl, who somehow becomes a close friend of the shy Zhe. Some confusions arise when swimming captain (who likes this girl) beats up Zhe thinking he is flirting with er, but in fact it is the girl who makes Zhe realize how much he is into Nan and that they probably are better with each other.

This prequel is in such contrast to the dark and serious Ambiguous focus. I am glad the makers took the same actors but put them into more of a cmic and light hearted setting. The two boys had a love-hate relationship that blossomed into a close-friendship, and eventually into a full-blown relationship (not shown here but in the sequel). Obstacles were in the way, but they were quite minor as the two guys were able to rely on each other. There are a few serious moments, mostly coming later in the movie and relating to Nan's father and the pressure he places on his son to compete at the top of his game all the time. The film shows us how the two characters understand how to achieve their own desires. The two leads are extremely hot and suit the part to the T. Nan looks like an actual swimmer and Zhe is so darn cute. There is more than enough eye candy, because Nan is practically showing off his perfect body and abs in almost every single scene. Although, at this point it is important to say that I don't think this movie can be called BL or LGBT cinema. At best it is a budding bromance, which eventually gets into a full blown gay relationship as shown in Ambiguous Focus.  It's more obviously suggested that Zhe in particular might be gay, especially whenever he ogles Nan half-naked in his swimming trunks. The film has nothing memorable about it, but thankfully since it is just about an hour long film, and hence you don't mind watching it for some cute and hot characters. You will agree that Nan has definitely one of the hottest bodies around. (5.5/10) 

Comments

Sailor Maan said…
Huuum... It's been a long time but I still remember 2 things:
- Zhang Nan's body. I'm shallow and I know it (play it with LMFAO music and danse please)
- the difference of atmosphere with The ambiguous focus. I've watched it in a opposite order than you and was quite shocked. This one is light hearted nearly BL feel, and I was all happy to watch the sequel with the growth of a loving couple... You know I couldn't be more wrong ^^; The sequel is hard and gloomy, even for a more "real" feel of a couple reaching the end of its story. How dare they trick a pure innocent soul like me (...) into watching a gloomy sequel when I'm not ready to, this is scandalous! :p
I think it gives an interesting experience. Like how a story with the same actors and characters can feel so different not only by the story but also the way you film it (colours, music etc). Just that makes watching the 2 worth it imo.

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