This is the second vertical AI BL drama I've sat through, and honestly I went in knowing better. I had it on while I was doing cardio at the gym, and what struck me was just how much the plot echoed the last one I watched. Same step brother romance angle, same mystery girlfriend showing up near the end, same extra guy pining after one of the leads. Genuinely the only thing going for it was the runtime, the whole thing wrapped up in forty five minutes flat. The setup kicks off with Finn moving schools because his mom just married into money. He finds out his new step brother Aiden goes to the same place, and he's warned to keep his distance from him. Their first run in at school is rocky, just like you'd expect, but there's this odd pull between them neither can shake off. Finn keeps telling himself not to read into it because Aiden's straight and openly homophobic. Things shift when some kids start bullying Finn and the student council president, Ryan, steps in to ...
When in a seedy motel Quickie, a condom bites of the penis of a professor trying to harass his student, things get set off. Gay detective Luigi, who is hung like a horse sets to find out truth. When he lays his eye on the young hustler Billy, they both wanna get on the action and hire the same room where this incident happened. Right when they are about to get on to it, The killer condom attacks the officer and Luigi ends up losing one of his nuts. “Nobody bites off a Mackeroni’s jewels and gets away with it. Nobody and nothing!” he announces and goes on a one-man vigilante show to destroy those killer condoms even when everyone else thinks that he’s gone crazy. The cases keep going up where the targets are primarily gay men, hustlers and prostitutes. With the help of Billy another crazy people around, Luigi finds that a religious fanatic group is behind all this, who had kidnapped a scientist and made this killer condoms with sharp teeth.
There is not much original stuff to talk about here but there are however plenty of very funny lines as well as ridiculous scenes to laugh out loud to. And I don't laugh easily. The dude playing Luigi does a good job pf playing his part. He maybe short and stout, but he way he acts like he’s a tall strapping hunk and I have to love a man with a healthy sense of confidence to carry off the airs like he does. Billy is cute hustler who is totally smitten by Luigi (or maybe his hung dick). The film is not really sexually explicit, rather has some funny incidents. The whole scenes involving Luigi's ex, a wannabe drag queen Bob who wants to be called 'Babette' were quite funny in a spoof sort of way. The ending and the whole religious fanatic thing was quite random, but then with a movie like this you are not supposed to take things seriously. This deadpan horror/comedy does and fairly decent job satirizing politics, religion and sexual taboos and also gives us a look into stereotyping gay lifestyle. This is not the kind of film I like to watch especially the spoof genre but maybe a pleasant surprise may await you too. (5/10)
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